Trolling

I’m not one to do this much, but this method seemed harmless.

It proved to be much more than harmless.

Stranger: gello
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Stranger: what’s that?
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Stranger: lol what do you mean?
Stranger: haha that’s like this i presume?
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Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
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Stranger: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP DAREDORM.COM
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Stranger: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
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Stranger: well this is a big win of mine
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Stranger: you’ve been a wonderful online frustrated opponent
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Stranger: i will start with my celebration speech now
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Stranger: many years ago i have discovered my talent to mess with people
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Stranger: my intelect always felt strong
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Stranger: especially when talking with other people
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Stranger: so to cut a long story short, i’m here now, it takes me about
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Stranger: 15 minutes to pwn someone
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Stranger: my tonight’s opponent was very good
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Stranger: for a while
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Stranger: he had a small advantage
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Stranger: but with the skills i’ve been working on for so long
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Stranger: and with a bit of faith’s luck
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Stranger: i think i’ve shown
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Stranger: i was the better man today
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Stranger: thanks to all of the previous jerk offs who were a great workout poligon
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Stranger: thanks to all of the people who are yet to see the logs
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Stranger: i would also like to
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Stranger: use this opportunity
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Stranger: to say
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Stranger: something important
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Stranger: tonight was a big night for all us
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Stranger: true football fans
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Stranger: it was
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Stranger: as we all know
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Stranger: the champions league night
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Stranger: with a great duel lyon – real madrid
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Stranger: i myself am a great real madrid fan
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Stranger: the game ended 1:1
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Stranger: it was played in france
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Stranger: at stade gerland, a wonderful stadium in the french provanse
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Stranger: full ofcourse
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Stranger: around 30000 people
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Stranger: anyhoq
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Stranger: anyhow*
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Stranger: lyon today gave its maximum
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Stranger: a 100% of what they can give
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Stranger: they really kept the defensive pressure up on the highest level
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Stranger: for the entire game
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Stranger: although it was seen that in the end
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Stranger: they lacked mental power
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Stranger: real took the lead 0:1 with a beautiful karim benzema goal
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Stranger: so this is how it went
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Stranger: ozil took the ball on about 25 metres left to the goal
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Stranger: a bit left
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Stranger: then he made a BEAUTY dribble to get rid
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Stranger: of i believe delgado or lovren, doesnt matter
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Stranger: gave the ball to karim
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Stranger: who made a wonderful double pass with c.ronaldo (i’ll say more about him

later)
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Stranger: and fake-tricked FOUR lyon players!
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Stranger: and scored thru gomis’s legs
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Stranger: for the lead ofcourse
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Stranger: he didnt celebrate the goal though
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Stranger: lyon is his ex club… he spent 4 wonderful years there
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Stranger: and tagged a 35 million € price
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Stranger: which his current club, my favorite club, was willing to pay
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Stranger: and now about kiki ronaldo
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Stranger: c.ronaldo is the best player in the world
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Stranger: when you’re watching a game where he’s playing
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Stranger: you need 30 minutes max to see
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Stranger: that he’s the best
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Stranger: what a wonderful dribble
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Stranger: the tendency to play such football
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Stranger: he also hit the post tonight
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Stranger: from a wonderful freekick
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Stranger: that should have been the real lead
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Stranger: but a couple of minutes later benzema did his job
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Stranger: so enough about that
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Stranger: let’s talk INTER
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Stranger: tomorrow, today actualy, it’s 6 in the morning here
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Stranger: inter is playing bayern
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Stranger: that’s last years final
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Stranger: i’m a big inter fan
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Stranger: i hope they’ll show class today aswell they did in the finals
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Stranger: the coach is not mourinho anymore
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Stranger: it’s leonardo
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Stranger: some do have problems with him, because of his ac milan history
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Stranger: but i dont
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Stranger: i think that this year inter squadra is just a tad worse than the previous

year
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Stranger: if even that much!
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Stranger: leonardo pulled it together
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Stranger: and he’s completely adapted
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Stranger: i cant say adapted, it’s just the way he is
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Stranger: to the Stil Inter
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Stranger: so that means – we play for the score, but the game must be for the soul
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Stranger: i’m loving eto’o this season
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Stranger: also sneijder
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Stranger: who is showing his class repeatedly every year
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Stranger: bayern on the other hand
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Stranger: is also good
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Stranger: good individuals
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Stranger: but something isnt good there
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Stranger: i dont know if it’s the coach
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Stranger: or maybe even beckenbauer…
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Stranger: or maybe the lately named defense…
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Stranger: anyhow it will be an interesting match
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Stranger: i think that the coef. on inter will be atleast 1.55
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Stranger: and i’m hitting it
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Stranger: + manus win against marseille
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Stranger: this is my vision how should inter’s first eleven look like tonight:
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Stranger: Julio Cesar
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Stranger: Maicon
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Stranger: Samuel
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Stranger: Lucio
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Stranger: Javier Zanetti
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Stranger: Cambiasso
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Stranger: Kharja
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Stranger: Sneijder
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Stranger: Dejan Stanković
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Stranger: Milito
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Stranger: Eto’o
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Stranger: i’m starting to be a kharja fan i have to say lately
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Stranger: however in the cagliari match a couple of days ago the team was like this:
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Stranger: Julio Cesat
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Stranger: Lucio
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Stranger: Javier Zanetti
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Stranger: Burdisso
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Stranger: Maicon
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Stranger: now that defensive line is not my best solution
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Stranger: against cagliari it can work..
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Stranger: against bayern?
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Stranger: i dont know…
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Stranger: i’m also wondering when will roony come back to form
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Stranger: rooney
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Stranger: i’m not a manu fan
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Stranger: but they should give better football then now
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Stranger: and now
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Stranger: i will be naming my favorite players
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Stranger: BY POSITION YEEEY
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Stranger: let’s start with goalkeepers:
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Stranger: (all players count, from active to retired to dead)
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Stranger: Kahn
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Stranger: Schmeichel
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Stranger: Dino Zoff
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Stranger: Iker Casillas
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Stranger: Gigi Buffon
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Stranger: Tonči Gabrić
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Stranger: canizares
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Stranger: hmm
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Stranger: oh schmeichel’s son ofcourse…
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Stranger: i like that adler from schalke
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Stranger: marco amelia
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Stranger: ok, now left backs:
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Stranger: javier zanetti ofcourse
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Stranger: roberto carlos ofcourse
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Stranger: let’s go right i’m not in for the left back now…
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Stranger: cafu!
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Stranger: maicon… wonderful player, wonderful… i was very very annoyed when the

press was talking how bale made him a fool. no he didnt. bale is a fast running idiot.

he should have been doubled, however benitez didnt believe bale was that fast and
strong. that’s why maicon suffered the bad press. completely undeserved
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Stranger: dani alves although i hate barca
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Stranger: but he’s good
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Stranger: although
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Stranger: i’m not liking these formations of today
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Stranger: so we all know that 4 defenders are necessary
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Stranger: so 4
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Stranger: then it’s 2-3-1
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Stranger: (you missed one)
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Stranger: but mourinho today played 4-3-2-1
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Stranger: instead of 2-3-1
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Stranger: 2-1
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Stranger: was the ronaldo-ozil-adebayor combo
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Stranger: and di maria was like in the back three
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Stranger: was that a trick?
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Stranger: let’s take a look at the spanish league standings
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Stranger: sec please
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Stranger: Barcelona 24 21 2 1 73 13 +60 65 WDWWW
2 Real Madrid 24 19 3 2 55 19 +36 60 WWWLW
3 Valencia 24 14 6 4 38 25 +13 48 DWWDW
4 Villarreal 24 14 4 6 42 24 +18 46 DLLWW
5 Athletic Bilbao 24 12 2 10 38 34 +4 38 LLWWW
6 Espanyol 24 12 1 11 30 35 -5 37 LLLLW
7 Sevilla 24 10 4 10 36 38 -2 34 WLDDW
8 Real Sociedad 24 11 1 12 35 37 -2 34 WWLWL
9 Atlético Madrid 24 10 3 11 33 31 +2 33 WLLLL
10 Getafe
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Stranger: so
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Stranger: barcelona is first for now
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Stranger: with great goal diff
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Stranger: i’ve decided to continue in croatian so i can concentrate on my betting
thoughts!
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Stranger: ovako znači sporting – zaragoza u subotu
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Stranger: to je drugi dio ljestvice
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Stranger: Mallorca 24 9 4 11 25 31 -6 31 LWDLL
12 Racing Santander 24 7 7 10 21 33 -12 28 WWDDL
13 Deportivo La C… 24 6 8 10 21 35 -14 26 DWLDL
14 Osasuna 24 6 7 11 25 30 -5 25 WLDWL
15 Hércules 24 7 4 13 24 38 -14 25 LWLLL
16 Sporting Gijón 24 5 9 10 23 31 -8 24 DDLWW
17 Levante 24 7 3 14 24 36 -12 24 LWWWL
18 Real Zaragoza 24 5 8 11 22 37 -15 23 LLDWW
19 Almería 24 4 9 11 24 40 -16 21 DLWLW
20 Málaga
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Stranger: zaragoza je 19. ok, sporting 16.
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Stranger: kako je zaragoza tako loša čovječe
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Stranger: sad mi se ne daju gledat koeficijenti al dobro..
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Stranger: neće oni valjda ispast, ipak imaju značaj neki…
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Stranger: e brb, idem po neku hranu!
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Stranger: evo me!
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Stranger: bon apetit!
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Stranger: tuna + cream + mayo + pickles = mmm
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Stranger: i mean sour cream ofcourse
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Stranger: http://www.vitamini.hr/img/ArticleImages/6573.jpg this one
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Stranger: water or juice?
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Stranger: i’d like some juice
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Stranger: but water is better
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Stranger: sec
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Stranger: im here!
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Stranger: just a small ciggi break!
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Stranger: mike rowe is great
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Stranger: hey
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Stranger: you’ve been a great listener!
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Stranger: anyhoo have fun, do unaddictive drugs, and play on manu and inter tonight!
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Stranger: also maybe some nba, some knicks or smth
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Stranger: sec please
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Stranger: memphis lost to denver tonight!
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Stranger: without carmelo they won… nice
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Stranger: http://www.nba.com/gameline/20110222/ here take a look
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Stranger: well it’s bed time for me, gotta get up before 2 pm lol
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Stranger: bye man and be good
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